Monday, Jul 27, 2009
Realistically, Holyfield's only gonna be able to punch that horse once, before it goes totally berserk. And then, when it's thrashing around in the ring, he's gotta punch that horse right in the neck and face, and keep on punching and punching and punching until it dies. That's how you beat a horse.
Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title, The Onion News Network, http://www.theonion.com/content/video/evanderholyfieldtoboxhorse.