Opening Line

Tuesday, Jan 12, 2010

Best opening line ever. From Conan O'Brien:

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/conan-obrien-statement-in420521.html

My 7XL is not yet invented.